酷吧，虽然咱代码不会写，但气势绝对不能输，逼格总是要先装起来的，装着装着，说不定，就会写代码了呢！！！（大误
😄）
接下来就教你们如何装逼
注意，本文许多网站需要科学上网才能使用，请自备科学上网工具
0.准备工作
首先需要新建一个和 Github 用户名相同的仓库 Add a README file这个选项
接下来在自己电脑上创建一个.md后缀的文件，名称随意，并用支持Markdown语法的编辑器编辑，当然嫌麻烦可以用https://arya.pages.dev/ 或者其他你喜欢的在线编辑器编辑
1.带有打字特效的文字
打字特效生成网站：Readme Typing SVG -
Demo Site
里面有很多自定义选项，大家可以根据自己喜好进行调整
调整完以后点击Markdown下的Copy To Clipboard，然后粘贴进刚才的.md编辑器里
效果图
2.社交关注者数目小牌子
用 Substats 配合shields.io 制作动态小牌子
创建动态图标方法：点击进入这个网页 shields.io
dynamic-badge
data type选择jsonlabel写上数据牌左侧你想展示的文字，比如我想展示的是GitHubdata url，找到自己想展示的API URL，比如我的GitHub URL就是：https://api.spencerwoo.com/substats/?source=github&queryKey=fjqz177。一般都只需要修改source后面的目标服务器以及queryKey后面的请求数据标签，前者一般都是平台名，后者一般都是用户名query填：$.data.totalSubscolor填写一个十六进制的颜色代码，前面不加#followers
Make Badge即可生成
以如下格式填入刚才生成的链接，并把它粘贴进.md编辑器内
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效果如下
大家可以查阅Substats API的文档：Home | Substats Docs
(spencerwoo.com) 看看支持哪些平台以及source后面的目标服务器的关键字，举一反三即可生成你想要的小牌子
给大家附上我自己带图标的小牌子
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 <p align ="center" > <a title ="github" target ="_blank" href ="https://github.com/fjqz177" > <img src ="https://img.shields.io/badge/dynamic/json?label=GitHub&suffix=%20followers&query=%24.data.totalSubs&url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.spencerwoo.com%2Fsubstats%2F%3Fsource%3Dgithub%26queryKey%3Dfjqz177&labelColor=282c34&color=353940&logo=github&longCache=true" > </a > <a title ="weibo" target ="_blank" href ="https://weibo.com/5862441076/profile" > <img src ="https://img.shields.io/badge/dynamic/json?labelColor=e71f19&color=353940&label=Weibo&suffix=%20followers&query=%24.data.totalSubs&url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.spencerwoo.com%2Fsubstats%2F%3Fsource%3Dweibo%26queryKey%3D5862441076&logo=sina-weibo&longCache=true" > </a > <a title ="zhihu" target ="_blank" href ="https://www.zhihu.com/people/fjqz177" > <img src ="https://img.shields.io/badge/dynamic/json?color=353940&labelColor=0084ff&label=Zhihu&suffix=%20followers&query=%24.data.totalSubs&url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.spencerwoo.com%2Fsubstats%2F%3Fsource%3Dzhihu%26queryKey%3Dfjqz177&logo=data:image/svg+xml;base64,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&longCache=true" > </a > <a title ="bilibili" target ="_blank" href ="https://space.bilibili.com/436591517" > <img src ="https://img.shields.io/badge/dynamic/json?color=353940&labelColor=f27596&label=Bilibili&suffix=%20followers&query=%24.data.totalSubs&url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.spencerwoo.com%2Fsubstats%2F%3Fsource%3Dbilibili%26queryKey%3D436591517&logo=data:image/png;base64,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&longCache=true" > </a > <a title ="coolapk" target ="_blank" href ="https://www.coolapk.com/u/3880429" > <img src ="https://img.shields.io/badge/dynamic/json?color=30343b&labelColor=17a15e&label=Coolapk&suffix=%20followers&query=%24.data.totalSubs&url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.spencerwoo.com%2Fsubstats%2F%3Fsource%3Dcoolapk%26queryKey%3D3880429&logo=data:image/svg+xml;base64,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&longCache=true" > </a > </p >
只需将对应title后面的href里的链接替换成自己的，然后把src后面的链接里的fjqz177或者对应的id号改成自己的就可以了（queryKey%3D后面的那一串）
> 图标是使用 base64 将 svg 进行转码的，所以很长~~
3.贪吃蛇吃绿点
在仓库里点击Creat new file .github/workflows/generate_snake.yml粘贴进图示框中
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 name: Generate Snake on: schedule: - cron: "0 0 * * *" workflow_dispatch: jobs: build: runs-on: ubuntu-latest steps: - name: Checkout uses: actions/checkout@v2.3.4 - name: Generate Snake uses: aelassas/snk/svg-only@main id: snake-gif with: github_user_name: ${{ github.repository_owner }} outputs: | dist/github-contribution-grid-snake.svg dist/github-snake-dark.svg?palette=github-dark - name: Push to GitHub uses: EndBug/add-and-commit@v7.2.1 with: branch: main message: 'Generate Contribution Snake'
将如下粘贴进刚才的.md编辑器里
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记得把用户名和仓库名都改成自己的Github账号名
4.GitHub Stats Card &
Most used languages
效果如下
代码放在这里了，只需将其中的fjqz177替换成你自己的Github名称即可
1 2 3 4 5 <div align ="center" > <span >     </span > <img height ="170px" src ="https://github-readme-stats.vercel.app/api?username=fjqz177" /> <span >     </span > <img height ="170px" src ="https://github-readme-stats.vercel.app/api/top-langs/?username=fjqz177&layout=compact&langs_count=8" /> <span >     </span > </div >
5.Github-Readme-Activity-Graph（GitHub
活动统计图）
将其中的fjqz177替换成你自己的Github名称即可
1 [](https://github.com/ashutosh00710/github-readme-activity-graph)
6.GitHub
Streak（GitHub 连续打卡） & Github Trophy（Github 奖杯）
将其中的fjqz177替换成你自己的Github名称即可
1 2 3 4 <div align ="center" > <img src ="https://github-readme-streak-stats.herokuapp.com/?user=fjqz177" /> <img src ="https://github-profile-trophy.vercel.app/?username=fjqz177" /> </div >
7.Logo小牌子
Simpleicons 这个网站 以及如下模板
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①不会显示在外面，建议写上想要显示的Logo名称，方便管理
打开上面的Simpleicons 的网址，找到你想要的Logo
#号
举一反三，想加什么自己加就行
8.最后在编辑器内进行排版，排成你自己想要的效果，复制进github仓库内，即可完成
喜欢的话可以到我的Github个人主页 点一个Follow哦！
记得勾选
然后点击
将
在底下的框中粘贴如下代码
怎么样，这么多牌子挂出来是不是被吓到了呢 在这里需要用到Simpleicons这个网站 以及如下模板
将（1）中的文字复制，替换掉①②④的原有内容
鼠标移到（2）上点一下即可复制，然后替换掉③中原有内容，记得删除